So today I was supposed to fast, and this morning before I took my addereall, I ate not 1 but 2 pieces of bacon, I'm a cannibal for eating my own kind pig eating pig oink oink, but that's it y'all. I also forgot to take laxatives this morning, fuck shit fuck. But I did loose 2 lbs horray. Now go run you fat fuck, and try not to oink on that run. This is what my head says, but my fat ass cheeks are talking too and they say noo stay press us into your bed we don't mind, but I do because my fat ass is fat. End of Story.
I just realized I haven't filled you guys in on the L and I situation. Okay so
L text me saying: will you be my roommate
And I being the clever girl I am said: I thought -ex girlfriends name- was being your roommate right now?
Haha and then he told me she was staying at his house but not in his room and I believed him because he text me all day and would skype i.m. me at night, tell me am I being dumb? Probably but I decided to keep him while I look for a boyfriend.. haha I'm such a hoe. Anyways so we've been talking and He told me he wanted to hang out with me on new years eve, so you know what that means he wants me to be his new years kiss.. Now let me just say this, I don't really like L I'm just in love with the IDEA of him. Then on Christmas eve he text me and of course I was drunk as hell and went into all this lets rent a hotel and have sex on new years day after the count down. Yes I am forward but once he told me he liked that about me. He agreed to the hotel and my sister gave me her 25 year old i.d. card (in the U.S. you have to be 21 to drink) so I could do whatever I wanted, I'm basically invincible. Not really, but still I can get drunk at bars, the only problem is Idk what we should do on new years eve. Should we go to a bar or to a club, or to a party? Btw I'm kinda a loser and parties aren't my thing because I push all my friends away so I don't know of any. I might still be able to find one though. Who knows SO I need y'all to tell me what to do.
LH is staying the night tonight shes super needy, we'll see how this plays out. I felt bad so I invited her over if it was up to me I'd spend the rest of the night nude and alone, god I'm such a fucking loser. Oh and the plus plus side of this is that I can't have a crazy binge in front of LH so this is good.
oh and btw if you didn't notice I really didn't give a fuck this post and I promise I will care more, and post something worth reading tomorrow.
Ahaha, being forward is okay. I mean, as long as you're having fun, all is okay. :)
ReplyDeleteSeriously, New Years Eve is gonna be AWESOMEEEE!!!
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Don't care more for our sakes. :D
ReplyDeleteNew years eve eludes me every year. Every year I say I'm going to do something exciting... and then nothing happens. There are a couple of black tie events in my neck of the woods, and there are usually a couple of socials. but I don't partay and so I don't get the down low. Make your own party in the hotel! Get a few friends together in the hotel bar? Then do the naughty immediately following countdown? I have no idea lol. I think I'm going to a cabin party..... and my bf doesn't drink at all. Lame.
Oh yeesh. Stop me now! Before I take over your blog. :P Love reading you <3
ha ha had to laugh at nessa's comment
ReplyDeleteanyway stop calling yourself a hoe!!! when guys get the girls they are "the man" when we do it we're hoes? i think not if it wasn't for us no guy could be "the man" so if anything we're the shiznit fa shizzle ma nizzle lol.
get yours chicky *high five*
well this new years i'm at my besties and it's basically just gonna be us drinking and whoever comes over, comes over. so i don't even know. maybe L will already have a plan, making it easier for you.
stay strong